I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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