Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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