Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Rumble strips road head = magical
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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