we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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