is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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