You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
so explain again why im purple
no
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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