the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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