she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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