But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I want to make a zoo with you.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
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