We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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