why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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