Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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