i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He's a Shit stain on my heart
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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