Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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