wrigley field is MILF paradise
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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