im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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