Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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