My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
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