The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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