Christians are straight up FREAKS
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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