Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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