we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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