my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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