she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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