Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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