Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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