I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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