she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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