If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
