all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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