I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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