I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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