I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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