Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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