I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Randomize
