I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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