yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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