Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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