I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I looked at my own cervix.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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