well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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