You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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