If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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