My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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