i don't like sucking hair
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
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