I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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