honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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