dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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