I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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