Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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