Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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