Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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