On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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