There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
