"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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