I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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